Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Tom Cruise and his caps should convert










Random thought for the day: What's up with Mormons and their big white families teeth? Something in the salt water? It's like God's love for his people is being beamed directly through their mouths.

They should seriously make a little money for their church selling Mormon brand teeth whitening strips, like Kabbalah water.
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5 comments:

  1. Red11:19 PM

    Katherine Higglydiggly is Mormon?

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  2. Courtney8:44 AM

    I was about to say the same thing .. I didn't know home girl was Mormon. Knocked Up is a decidedly non-Mormon movie.

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  3. ReasonswhyIdumpedyou@gmail.com3:21 PM

    She was raised Mormon, but I don't think she really is now. From what I understand about the Mormon faith, she's allowed to keep the chompers.

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  4. Mickey4:44 PM

    I was trying to put together a nice racist joke about an apparent collusion between the LDS and Jewish dentists, but it turns out I'm not funny. Or particularly racist.

    But Mormons are always good for a laugh.

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  5. Anonymous6:52 PM

    Julie from The Real World. That's who we always used to make fun of for the same reason.

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