Kim Kardashian's two sisters look like two prototypes built before the blow-up doll manufacturers were satisfied.
Executive 1: Too Sasquatch, too rodent, just...right? Eh, close enough.
Executive 2: We can just throw the other two in the pile in the back with Nicky Hilton and Haylie Duff.
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I'm sorry to say that I've actually seen this show and your description is dead on. I know, I know, I kept missing Arrested Development, but this steaming pile of shame, I saw. So Tall There Should Really Be A Paternity Test was planning to pose naked for PETA and Brody Jenner's dad (are all lowbrow reality stars related?!) suggested to her that she might want to lose weight. She yelled in response, "I HAVE A ROCK HARD BODY!" I'd never disagree with anyone who spells Chloe with a freakin' K.
Don't miss the one from last season where the 7-year-old half-sister works the stripper pole in her parent's bedroom like she's been at it for years. While Brody's 20-something sleezy friend videotapes it and says how hot she looks.
Parents with stripper poles really can't throw stones, can they?
I just want the record to show that Nikki Hilton is hotter than Paris.
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