Me: What’s up with it, vanilla face?
Friend: Not much, strawberry face.
Me: If anything, I'm super vanilla face. I’m the color of not just vanilla but soft-serve vanilla. The super bleached-out white stuff.
Friend: Ha. I don’t think so.
Me: It’s true. I’m worshipped as an albino god in some corners of the world.
Friend: Haha.
Me: With cinnamon freckles. I will also accept being called cinnamon face.
Friend: Wow... Ben & Jerry's have got a flavour for you
Me: Yummers. freckle ice cream! It can be a charity one for a skin cancer foundation. They have one for mole awareness too. It has raisins
Friend: If I saw it at my local grocer, I would eat Cinnamon Face
Me: Totally! Who doesn't love mole raisins?
Friend: Cancerous mole raisins at that
Me: Irregular. It just gets tastier and tastier
Friend: Low fat could be benign.
Me: I realized like 70% of my recent blog posts were ice cream related
Friend: Way to go, cinnamon face. Let's get that number up to 90%
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