in Times Square with a group of super phyched looking Jewish couples. They're just so happy and Semitic! I felt really left out and wanted to be a part of the fun.
Then I got an idea for a show: A group of non-Jewish girls join J-Date to meet Jewish guys.
I'm calling it "Goldstein Diggers." Hilarity and whatever's going on in the photo at right ensue. Stay tuned when she accidentally cooks a non-Kosher meal for his boss! Will his mother like her? (Hint: No) And, of course a Very Special Episode™ with a mohel. (Tentatively entitled "The mohel you know.")You're getting two puns for the price of one today. You're welcome.
Oversized novelty check please, Hollywood. Better yet, quarters so I can dive into them like Scrooge McDuck.
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