Thursday, March 20, 2008

Memo to the crane across the street


Look, I don't like you and you don't like me, but you're outside my apartment for the foreseeable future so we have to get along. I have my eye on you, bro. No falling-over-and-crushing-me-in-my-sleep funny business.

5 comments:

Mickey said...

Can you call it paranoia when your fear is justified?

ReasonswhyIdumpedyou@gmail.com said...

Touche´

Anonymous said...

you better watch it, it's one of those red ones. I hear they're quite the slippery type.

Red said...

Haha. You're awesome, as always, my love.

Courtney said...

Make sure you give it a good withering stare every time you go outside. Scare it into staying put.