Craig's List missed connections. How did I not know this was a thing?
Please accompany me on the most jaw-dropping look into the sweetness and utter depravity of guys. I have to say if this is the best idea they've come up with for meeting women, my generation will never reproduce. Instead of smiling or talking you that foxy lil' gal on the subway, you ignore her and then throw a tiny sentence out to the infinite universe of cyberspace. Stellar plan. Really top notch.
This is the first of so, so many looks into whatever the hell is going on here. (Click to enlarge)
Pluses: Attention-getting headline. Girl involved would probably remember the situation described.
Minuses: She was with someone, so she's probably not trolling for a missed connection.
Pluses: Good specifics on the location
Minuses: Not many girls would appreciate being called out on having unshaved legs, or want to talk to a guy who was into that.
Pluses: She's probably not got the highest standards. She can likely be yours for the right price without getting messy feelings involved.
Minuses: It's just business, baby. You're old.
Pluses: He knows it's crazy. She's his bitch. Calls Sharlene out by name.
Minuses: Does not make sense. Calls Sharlene out by name.
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Oh, if only those people wouldn't reproduce. But sadly, it's the stupid/creepy ones who are really good at having babies. I'm afraid for the next generation.
I think Ellen DeGeneres featured a couple that had met on a flight and they guy used this to find her and they're married now!
And I can spell, but apparently not today...
I'm amazed anyone meets up on this! Do people really go home for the evening and search their name/hair color/age/last bar attended to see if they missed out on a lost love?
Is it so crazy to not accept tag?
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