I really can’t believe I forgot to mention this part yesterday. One of the finalists for New York’s heart was sent to get cleaned up at a salon. They waxed his eyebrows, or as he called them, his unibreezy. There’s nothing you can’t thug out! Excess facial hair gets the Snoop treatment now, a mere 3 years after the D-o-double-gizzle stopped with his patented suffix treatment.
I don’t care though, it’s still the best sentence I’ve ever heard. Seriously, if I were on Pee Wee’s Playhouse, this would be my word of the day. As it is, I’m considering changing my IM name and email password. I’m definitely working it into my life as much as possible.
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5 comments:
Oh wow. Love it! Who won? Sorry I missed you - catch up tomorrow?
Who won? Who WON?!?!?! We, the viewers, won.
I'm an outsider... Love your blog, and have been following it for a while.
Lovely and humorous insight you have... thank you for sharing :)
Well thanks Don! See, unibreezys bring us all closer.
Unibreezys or unibreezies? We may never know.
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