Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Take on the world!


Whether you're teaching middle school math or taking your religion door to door, show the world you've got it going on with a short sleeved white button-down shirt.

Because you're a man of discerning tastes you only want the best. The best TV you can get on layaway. The best entree at TGI Friday's. And the best used Honda Accord on the lot.

So why settle for anything but the best when it comes to shirts for your active lifestyle? How many times has this happened to you: You're trying to write at your desk or knock on a door to spread the Good News, but all of a sudden ... sleeves! In your way! What's a man to do, hack off the sleeves with a letter opener? You're not Larry the Cable Guy or a contestant on Survivor, are you?



Show the world you're a man of refinement with our poly-cotton blend that sure to keep you cold on cold days and warm on warm days. Act now and we'll guarantee pitstains in the first two weeks or your money back.

Short sleeve white button-down shirt! Buy yours today!

6 comments:

Allie said...

I work for a dress shirt company and we always have people calling to order the short sleeve dress shirt. I try to talk them out of it...but they don't listen. They're usually from Utah.

Our store in Utah isn't allowed to fill orders for white short sleeved dress shirts because they need them on hand to sell to the Mormons. I shit you not...

ReasonswhyIdumpedyou@gmail.com said...

I. Love. It.

They do make a statement.

Unknown said...

Ah, a classic.

They they let people know that you mean business, but you are also casual enough not to have the entire sleeve.

Courtney said...

Make it a yellow short-sleeved button-down shirt, add a brown tie, and you'll look like Dwight!

Anonymous said...

Genius. 'Nuff said.

Mickey said...

I've actually been meaning to get a short-sleeved dress shirt. Seriously. I don't give a crap what my girlfriend says, if someone wants me to go to a wedding on a 95-degree day, I ain't wearing sleeves. Next time.