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Nothing will bond two people faster than a weirdo in their midsts. True when seeing jerkoffs on Segways (this weekend), true when a homeless man wipes his fecal matter on the subway window (last Tuesday), and true in World War I (1914).
Shall I proceed? Yes indeed.
Today CNN gave me my daily Miss USA/Trump/O'Donnell brief (cause I'm busy. I gots mad stuff to do, yo):
And I couldn't help but think how much like WW Uno this celebrity fiasco has become. Let's do a little compare and contrast...
Slogan
WWI: The enemy of the enemy is my friend.
Donald Trump: Trump.
Franz Ferdinand figure
WWI: Franz Ferdinand
DT: Miss USA
Why the pile-on?
WWI: Treaty alliance system
DT: Money? The Apprentice L.A.'s rating?
Starring in World War I the musical:
Rosie O'Donnell as Serbia (mocked Trump's pompadour and giving second chance to Miss USA = Harboring Black Hand, group that organized shooting)
The Donald as Austria-Hungary (called O'Donnell a fat slob or whatever = unsatisfied with Serbia's response)
Barbara Walters as Russia (uncomfortably caught between a lesbian and a hard-head = bound by treaty to Serbia, announced mobilization of its vast army.)
The Insider's Pat O'Brian as Germany (under contract to promote "The Apprentice" = allied to Austria-Hungary by treaty, viewed the Russian mobilization as an act of war against Austria-Hungary, and after scant warning declared war on Russia. Ed. note: Watch out, Ro!)
Madonna as France (Wants to be one of Bab's most interesting people of 2007 = bound by treaty to Russia, found itself at war against Germany and, by extension, on Austria-Hungary)
Here's my prediction for next week:
And introducing Posh Spice as England (Totes new BFF 4-eva, plus bonus appropriate accent = allied to France by treaty that placed a "moral obligation" upon her to defend France.)
Spooked yet? It's like when you synched up "The Wizard of Oz" and "Dark Side of the Moon" or found out Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln and Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
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